February 2012
73 posts
Internet, you are a strange yet funny place. Dibs... →
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Fuck.
30 point quiz.
Multiple fucking choice.
18 out of 30.
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.
Fuck this class.
Fuck this teacher.
Fuck this fucking school.
Fuck today.
Fuck this week.
Fuck this month.
Fuck this year.
Fuck my pathetic life.
Why do I even try?
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I've learned the magic of the kindle app for the...
I started reading 13 Reasons Why and it’s so convenient to read it on my iPod, not to mention it captivated attention from the first paragraph.
This is going to be a double edged sword, I’ll read more but I’ll end up buying books more regularly and spending a lot of my money.
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My best friend is so busy she forgot that we were going to hang out today. She tried to call and fix it, and I told her I had picked up a double shift even though I didn’t. It doesn’t matter. She has other people any way. Unlike me.
Ugh, I need to stop watching WBC videos on...
If for some reason I learn I will die in a certain amount of time, I’m assembling as many guns as possible, dressing up like Rambo, and going on a killing spree of the Westboro Baptist Church. I wonder how disappointed they’ll be when all they get after they die is 6 feet of dirt…
Either I have a horny ghost following me or I need...
That awkward moment when you’re at Walmart and you realize your fly is down, then you check it again 5 minutes later and it’s down again.
Morgan Stessman you are way out of my league…
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Tomorrow I get to make 18 pies.
I am excited. But I am also already tired. I don’t know how it’s gonna go to be completely honest.
Got home from shopping and dad asks what I bought.
*holds up shirt I bought in the men’s department*
“That looks like a Julie shirt!”
*success kid arm pump*
The only time I am attracted to anyone at my school is during the talent show. Especially this girl. Who painted an amazing picture in 6 minutes. I need to know her name…
“My mate Benedict [Cumberbatch] plays Holmes, so we have lovely mornings where we...”
– Matt Smith
you twat, you don’t even know
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he really
really
needs to mention this to Steven Moffat
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Oh, I am sure Moffat knows!
*forever reblog this quote*
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Things people don't know about me #3
As a kid I used to look up to Julie Andrews.
And I still do. She’s just an amazing woman.
Charlie
I’ve picked my new name. I still need a middle and last name. No one’s going to find me once I leave here :)
Any suggestions?
Sorry I still don't have a journal so please bare...
When I tell you I don’t want to go home, it’s not because I want to hang out. It’s because I am scared to go home and I’d rather be anywhere but there.
I am sorry i was being a jerk, and I even apologized. You said you were okay but you didn’t talk to me and you didn’t listen when I tried to tell you I couldn’t go home.
Next time please just dump me...
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Princess diaries is on ABC Family.
As soon as I heard the music I burst out crying.
What. The. Fuck.
accio-adub asked: Let's flip burgers together.
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I am waiting fo a text message from someone who...
How does my mind even work?
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I need to apologize, don't I?
Sam: You know what?
Me: What?
Sam: I look forward to work when I know you'll be there.
Me: What?
Sam: I said, I look forward to work when I know you'll be there
Me: Well that's weird.
Sam: No, you're funny. You brighten my day.
Me: No I'm not. I'm a jerk. *scans time card and walks away*
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scissorsafely:
hey, are you feeling sad today?
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Alone alone alone.
Once again and always.
the difference between "gamer girls" and girls who...
gamer girl: omgggg modern warfare 4 lyfeee
girls who play video games: GOD DAMN IT MARIO. IS IT THAT FUCKING HARD TO STAY ON RAINBOW ROAD FOR MAYBE TEN SECONDS. OH MY FUCKING GOD PEACH YOU FUCKING WHORE. YOU REALLY HAD TO USE THE THUNDER CLOUD AND FUCKING SHRINK ME. REALLY. THIRD. I'M IN THIRD PLACE OH MY GOD YES THANK JESUS LORD ABOVE IN THE HEAVENS. FUCK. NO. I FELL OFF. I SWEAR TO GOD MARIO I'M GOING TO MURDER YOUR ITALIAN PLUMBER MOTHER FUCKING ASS. i hate my life.
